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komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

(Source: bearsnbritts, via falseflagjesus)

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(Source: fyspringfield.com, via condescensionsation)

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

manlayingegg:

vvankinq:

When my balls stick to the inside of my leg…
image 

im not even a guy but this is funny

the fact that this is a thing that happens is making me crack up

(via moistbottom)

chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

image

(via expensiv3shit)

matchless:

*hopes I become rich and famous without putting in effort*

(Source: matchless, via hate)

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guy:

sorry i only like people that i never have a chance with

(Source: guy, via pizza)

harryedward:

i want to sit next to rihanna at an award show you know she talkin mad shit about everyone 

(via armadillo)